Yoyojoe – Born To Camp

When I was a wee wee tot,
They took me from my wee wee cot,
And put me on my wee wee pot,
To see if I would wee or not.
Wee wee, wee wee,
Wee wee, wee wee, wee wee.
When they saw that I would not
They took me from my wee wee pot,
And put me on my wee wee [...]

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In my castle on the River Nile,
I’m going to live in elegant style.
Inlaid diamonds on the floor,
And a bamboo butler at my door.
I’m going to wed that princess from Kalamazoo,
Blood’s going to change from gray to blue.
Entertain royalty all the while,
In my castle on the River Nile.
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I’m looking over my dead dog Rover
That lies on the cellar floor.
One leg is broken, the other is lame.
The third got run over by a choo choo train.
No need explaining the one remaining,
Got caught in the cellar door.
I’m looking over my dead dog Rover
That lies on the cellar floor.
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